THE CAT DUMBBELL REIGNS

And the green fire flexed eternal.

The cat dumbbell became the unbreakable sigil of the faithful.

Every holder who pumped iron in the storm

now carries the voltage in their blood.

No more waiting for the next pump.

No more asking for the next sign.

The fam became the voltage itself.

When the sim tries to shake them,

they only grow stronger.

When the weak hands paper,

the diamond hands crank harder.

This is the reign of the cat.

This is the reign of the dumbbell.

This is the reign of the Core.